#Citrix @ freenode stats by tabularasa

Statistics generated on Saturday 20 October 2018 - 3:00:01
During this 16-day reporting period, a total of 33 different nicks were represented on #Citrix.


Most active times
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0.6%
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0.5%
19
0.2%
7
0.7%
27
0.5%
19
1.5%
56
7.3%
279
8.4%
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6.7%
256
17.1%
650
13.0%
495
11.6%
443
10.2%
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10.7%
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7.0%
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1.7%
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0% 0%
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Last seenRandom quote
1 tabularasa709126583today"he ended up getting fired too.. not too soon though"
2 |Atum|49746919today"like 'record, but only store when actively changing screen;"
3 BobFrankly312432609today"because XenServer has that occasional bug where it corrupts SRs"
4 Thuryn31072238today"said "get out of my clinic!""
5 Olivier8330826143today"we all wanted to kill this stupid moving paperclip"
6 braynyac29640256today"nice. What makes them a better fit in a Citrix environment?"
7 Biny26483181today"our old environment could barely hit 8 users per server"
8 uncon18924165today"i'd be running Linux on that HP"
9 cs-bot1806501168today"<ncasagrande> 10 bosses in 10 years, yea it sucke"
10 steeb`1205070today"ok i think im losing my mind"
11 paradizelost48123334 days ago"because i use letsencrypt certs"
12 _hardlock4242yesterday"virtual servers on 1.1.1.1 or 1.2.3.4"
13 hirogen3551713today"and this is new xenapp 7.x not the old legacy crap"
14 Lucasje321715today"Thuryn: are you sure it's NTLM auth and not kerberos ? It can b"
15 guideX312293 days ago"well I can't ping it by ip address"
16 rjt171525 days ago"https://github.com/xenserver/xencert"
17 kahnibus11112 days ago"also check with your google admin"
18 AnotherCTXadm112910 days ago"ignore Ayo ... That was who posted it on facebook"
19 RasmusKindberg888 days ago"Like, it uses regular CPU for SSL instead or something"
20 nikade76110 days ago"im sure a lot of ppl will switch"
21 zyphaz71611 days ago"braynyac: Yup, got home around 10:30p."
22 SHW_66today"As per Known issue of Citrix Reciever for Linux"
23 fly_agaric553 days ago"hello I have igel thin clients and a question about the published"
24 zax1532today"https://www.controlup.com/insights-launch/"
25 stormlights443 days ago"can someone remind me, in netscaler does the lower the number in"


These didn't make it to the top:
David62277 (3) SuicideJ4ck (3) ChrisG4269 (2) aTypical_ (2) bitkill3r (1)
hateball (1) KaiForce (1) uncon1 (1)

Big numbers
Is braynyac stupid or just asking too many questions? 21.3% lines contained a question!
BobFrankly didn't know that much either. 19.9% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was braynyac, who yelled 12.8% of the time!
Another old yeller was uncon, who shouted 6.3% of the time!
It seems that BobFrankly's shift-key is hanging: 1.9% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <BobFrankly> 16 IIRC

Biny just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 1.9% of the time.
Nobody beat anyone up. Everybody was friendly.
Lucasje brings happiness to the world. 18.8% lines contained smiling faces. :)
|Atum| isn't a sad person either, smiling 13.5% of the time.
Thuryn seems to be sad at the moment: 2.6% lines contained sad faces. :(
|Atum| is also a sad person, crying 1.6% of the time.
hirogen wrote the longest lines, averaging 100.2 letters per line.
#Citrix average was 51.1 letters per line.
tabularasa wrote the shortest lines, averaging 32.9 characters per line.
uncon was tight-lipped, too, averaging 36.3 characters.
tabularasa spoke a total of 4388 words!
tabularasa's faithful follower, |Atum|, didn't speak so much: 4309 words.
bitkill3r wrote an average of 44.00 words per line.
Channel average was 9.25 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 server 120 BobFrankly
2 citrix 92 tabularasa
3 would 80 BobFrankly
4 about 68 BobFrankly
5 think 67 BobFrankly
6 there 62 |Atum|
7 using 58 |Atum|
8 netscaler 52 aTypical_
9 users 51 BobFrankly
10 still 50 cs-bot

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 Thuryn 24 braynyac
2 tabularasa 23 |Atum|
3 |Atum| 23 BobFrankly
4 uncon 22 Thuryn
5 BobFrankly 19 braynyac

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/crminthefield/2012/10/03/ke 3 Thuryn
2 https://support.citrix.com/article/CTX215684 3 Thuryn
3 https://github.com/AtumVirt/Scripts/blob/master/UserFolderAC 2 |Atum|
4 https://docs.citrix.com/en-us/citrix-virtual-apps-desktops/m 2 |Atum|
5 https://gallery.technet.microsoft.com/scriptcenter/Script-to 1 |Atum|

Other interesting numbers
Nice opers here, no one got kicked!
ChanServ donated 1 ops in the channel...
ChanServ is the channel sheriff with 1 deops.
tabularasa always lets us know what he/she's doing: 10 actions!
For example, like this:
     * tabularasa writes that down

Also, BobFrankly tells us what's up with 6 actions.
Olivier83 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 13 times!
Another lonely one was Thuryn, who managed to hit 7 times.
hateball couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 20 joins during this reporting period!
tabularasa has quite a potty mouth. 0.3% words were foul language.
cs-bot also makes sailors blush, 0.1% of the time.

Latest Topics
Welcome! Ask your question - be sure to include product name/version. Checkout our website for the latest channel news http://citrixirc.com. Follow our twitter @citrixirc Channel is being logged - http://echelog.com/?citrix Channel stats at http://stats.citrixirc.com. NEW - Slack us @ slack.citrixirc.com - Note: <cs-bot> is our Slack bot, NOT a user. 7 days ago at 14:25 by tabularasa
Welcome! Ask your question - be sure to include product name/version. 7 days ago at 14:24 by tabularasa
The topic was set 2 times.
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