| ||Nick||Number of lines||When?||Last seen||Random quote
||tabularasa||709||today||"he ended up getting fired too.. not too soon though"
|||Atum|||497||today||"like 'record, but only store when actively changing screen;"
||BobFrankly||312||today||"because XenServer has that occasional bug where it corrupts SRs"
||Thuryn||310||today||"said "get out of my clinic!""
||Olivier83||308||today||"we all wanted to kill this stupid moving paperclip"
||braynyac||296||today||"nice. What makes them a better fit in a Citrix environment?"
||Biny||264||today||"our old environment could barely hit 8 users per server"
||uncon||189||today||"i'd be running Linux on that HP"
||cs-bot||180||today||"<ncasagrande> 10 bosses in 10 years, yea it sucke"
||steeb`||120||today||"ok i think im losing my mind"
||paradizelost||48||4 days ago||"because i use letsencrypt certs"
||_hardlock||42||yesterday||"virtual servers on 22.214.171.124 or 126.96.36.199"
||hirogen||35||today||"and this is new xenapp 7.x not the old legacy crap"
||Lucasje||32||today||"Thuryn: are you sure it's NTLM auth and not kerberos ? It can b"
||guideX||31||3 days ago||"well I can't ping it by ip address"
||rjt||17||5 days ago||"https://github.com/xenserver/xencert"
||kahnibus||11||2 days ago||"also check with your google admin"
||AnotherCTXadm||11||10 days ago||"ignore Ayo ... That was who posted it on facebook"
||RasmusKindberg||8||8 days ago||"Like, it uses regular CPU for SSL instead or something"
||nikade||7||10 days ago||"im sure a lot of ppl will switch"
||zyphaz||7||11 days ago||"braynyac: Yup, got home around 10:30p."
||SHW_||6||today||"As per Known issue of Citrix Reciever for Linux"
||fly_agaric||5||3 days ago||"hello I have igel thin clients and a question about the published"
||stormlights||4||3 days ago||"can someone remind me, in netscaler does the lower the number in"
|Is braynyac stupid or just asking too many questions? 21.3% lines contained a question!
BobFrankly didn't know that much either. 19.9% of his/her lines were questions.
|The loudest one was braynyac, who yelled 12.8% of the time!
Another old yeller was uncon, who shouted 6.3% of the time!
|It seems that BobFrankly's shift-key is hanging: 1.9% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.|
For example, like this:
<BobFrankly> 16 IIRC
Biny just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 1.9% of the time.
|Nobody beat anyone up. Everybody was friendly.|
|Lucasje brings happiness to the world. 18.8% lines contained smiling faces. :)
|Atum| isn't a sad person either, smiling 13.5% of the time.
|Thuryn seems to be sad at the moment: 2.6% lines contained sad faces. :(
|Atum| is also a sad person, crying 1.6% of the time.
|hirogen wrote the longest lines, averaging 100.2 letters per line.|
#Citrix average was 51.1 letters per line.
|tabularasa wrote the shortest lines, averaging 32.9 characters per line.|
uncon was tight-lipped, too, averaging 36.3 characters.
|tabularasa spoke a total of 4388 words!
tabularasa's faithful follower, |Atum|, didn't speak so much: 4309 words.
|bitkill3r wrote an average of 44.00 words per line.
Channel average was 9.25 words per line.
|Nice opers here, no one got kicked!|
|ChanServ donated 1 ops in the channel...
|ChanServ is the channel sheriff with 1 deops.
|tabularasa always lets us know what he/she's doing: 10 actions!|
For example, like this:
* tabularasa writes that down
Also, BobFrankly tells us what's up with 6 actions.
|Olivier83 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 13 times!
Another lonely one was Thuryn, who managed to hit 7 times.
|hateball couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 20 joins during this reporting period!|
|tabularasa has quite a potty mouth. 0.3% words were foul language.
cs-bot also makes sailors blush, 0.1% of the time.
Total number of lines: 3810.